Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Signs Of The Durian Season

Picture courtesy of Aesthetic Awakenings

Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come claiming, 'I have durians,' and will deceive many. You will hear of Durians and rumors of Durians, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the season is still to come. Durian lovers will rise against durian haters, and Malaysians against the "Ang-Moh". There will be thumps and thuds in various places. All these are the beginning of birth pains.

Then your durian will be handed over at airports and hotels, and you will be hated by all nations because of durians. At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate durians, and many false salespersons will appear and deceive many people. Because of the increase of substandard durians, the love of most will grow cold, but he who stands firm to the end will feast. And this love of the king of fruits will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end of the season will come.




DURIAN SEASON IS COMING!!!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Buy My Brand New iPad For Only RM1000!

As most of you know, I'm not exactly a very big fan of the latest gadgets. Most of you would know that the phone I currently use is only worth 20 bucks if someone were to buy it from me. I've never owned an iPod, PSP, iPhone, BlackBerry or any other trendy gadget you can ever name. It's just not me, to chase after these petty things.

However, I've recently had some extra money to spare, and decided to buy myself an iPad. Sort of like a birthday gift to myself. I was so stoked about having this new gadget, that I forgot to eat dinner before heading home. Yeah, finally I am a proud owner of a cool and trendy gadget! Now, my friends will not call me old-fashioned, but ogle enviously at my new gadget. I ripped open the packaging like it was the Berlin Wall that separated me from my iPad.

But upon seeing the iPad, my face turned downcast faster than a fat kid who dropped his ice cream. I felt like I've wasted my savings on something totally useless, because I couldn't figure out how to use it. Being so far behind time, I've actually lost track of how technologically advanced Apple products have become. They said that you can have hours of fun with an iPad, and that it was the must-have item of today, but I just couldn't figure out this thing.

Therefore, after much struggle figuring out this thing called an iPad, I finally decided to give up and sell it off. It is still in mint condition, except that the packaging is torn. Other than that...

No scratches, no damage.

Still.Brand.New.

Why am I selling it so cheap? Well, I just don't want to look at it anymore, because it just reminds me of how I foolishly wasted my money on a gadget I can't even use.

So, for those of you who are dying to own an iPad, this is your golden opportunity. Just leave me a comment here and your contact number as well and I will get in touch with you as soon as possible.

Here is a picture of my iPad (scroll down):




















The instructions said to "just plug it in, and you're all set."

But plug it in where??

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I Have Something Great To Reveal!

What if you wake up tomorrow and find that everything that we know of the earth today is completely changed? What if you wake up finding that the lives of the people you love are in grave danger? Who do we turn to? Who can save us?

Dear readers, I'm here to tell you that there is one person you can trust in these trying times. There is someone out there who is willing to stand up for what is right; for justice; for TRUTH!

Click here to watch the video and find out more. It takes a while to load, but it's totally worth it. Absolutely inspiring and breathtaking. Enjoy!


P.S.: You can be a hero too! Find out more at the end of the video.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Online Gaming Addiction

What do you do when your mom cancels your World of Warcraft account? You stuff a remote control up where the sun don't shine.