The Signs Of The Durian Season

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Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come claiming, 'I have durians,' and will deceive many. You will hear of Durians and rumors of Durians, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the season is still to come. Durian lovers will rise against durian haters, and Malaysians against the "Ang-Moh". There will be thumps and thuds in various places. All these are the beginning of birth pains.

Then your durian will be handed over at airports and hotels, and you will be hated by all nations because of durians. At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate durians, and many false salespersons will appear and deceive many people. Because of the increase of substandard durians, the love of most will grow cold, but he who stands firm to the end will feast. And this love of the king of fruits will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end of the season will come.

DURIAN SEASON IS COMING!!!